Attention Muslims! There’s a meeting
At City Hall tomorrow night.
Donald Trump will be there tweeting
Out his views on civil rights.
Afterwards we’ll have inspection.
Take a moment to attach
To your shirt, for your protection
This yellow star-and-crescent patch.
Every Muslim now will need ’em
We’ll check for them at traffic stops
They signify that you hate freedom
To our friendly local cops.
And in the subway, street, or mall
If someone curses, yells, or teases
Here’s a number you can call:
It’s 1-800-Come2Jesus.
And we’ll be happy to escort you
As long as you’re not coming back
To an airport, to deport you
To Syria or to Iraq.
You’re going off where you can live
According to your sacred text.
No need to thank us, or forgive.
And you can guess who’s going next.