New Yorkers pushed back at Cruz on “New York values” 

Start spreading the news:

This Senator Cruz

Is one who eschews

Those liberal views

Those girls with tattoos

In old New York!

.

They don’t play horseshoes,

Don’t have barbecues,

Drink imported booze

In old New York!

.

He’s putting the screws

To guys who say “youse”

Who hondle and schmooze

And never eat pork!

.

Those New York values

He considers suspect:

Does he mean Hindus?

Or some other sect?

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