New Yorkers pushed back at Cruz on “New York values” 

Start spreading the news:

This Senator Cruz

Is one who eschews

Those liberal views

Those girls with tattoos

In old New York!


They don’t play horseshoes,

Don’t have barbecues,

Drink imported booze

In old New York!


He’s putting the screws

To guys who say “youse”

Who hondle and schmooze

And never eat pork!


Those New York values

He considers suspect:

Does he mean Hindus?

Or some other sect?