New Yorkers pushed back at Cruz on “New York values”
Start spreading the news:
This Senator Cruz
Is one who eschews
Those liberal views
Those girls with tattoos
In old New York!
.
They don’t play horseshoes,
Don’t have barbecues,
Drink imported booze
In old New York!
.
He’s putting the screws
To guys who say “youse”
Who hondle and schmooze
And never eat pork!
.
Those New York values
He considers suspect:
Does he mean Hindus?
Or some other sect?
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