Quite a sight, the little Marco

Unleashing mighty zingers

Full of macho, full of snarko

On the length of Donald’s fingers


Was this another dirty trick?

Unparalleled in meanness?

Beating with a little stick

Where it hurts? Between us–


–Do you think the voters care?

That Marco was a troll?

That Donald likes to overshare

And brag about his… poll.


Is this what they’re looking for

In Kansas or Wisconsin?

The Democrats, in ‘64

Had the biggest Johnson


Will it play in Peoria?

The party of the Lincoln Log

Seems gripped by some dysphoria

Or lost in moral fog.