Shortly after Jeff Bezos — the world’s richest man — completed his first spaceflight, Rep. Earl Blumenauer (D., Oreg.) announced he’s working on a plan for a new tax targeting space tourism. The Securing Protections Against Carbon Emissions (SPACE) Tax Act would create new excise taxes on commercial space flights with human passengers for non-research purposes.
Masters of the Universe!
Slipping surly bonds of Earth
Seeking to escape the curse
Of taxes based on your net worth.
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Space is just a cavity
For billionaires to fill,
Suspend the law of gravity
Or bend it to their will.
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And because it’s hollow
Different rules apply
The IRS can’t follow
You into the sky.
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Since the time that man first knew
The night sky’s strange seductions
The dream lives on inside of you,
Of infinite deductions.
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And in the rocket’s bright red glare
Your glory is reflected
Hate or love a billionaire,
He doesn’t get elected.
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The rockets of Apollo
Opened up the door
To space. And as you follow
Just keep out the poor.
As always, very clever and entertaining. Thank you.