Stormy Daniels has the nation’s gratitude
As she’s faced down endless scorn and strife
She pulled it off with sass and style and attitude
For the longest 90 seconds of her life.
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We know that she’s had to make a tradeoff
She’s endured a Tweetstorm of attack.
But even so, she managed to get paid off
For those 90 seconds in the sack.
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She wasn’t just some welfare-check collector
She employed her talent and her knack.
She worked within the … ahem … private sector
But she won’t get those 90 seconds back.
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So Trump it seems will have to pay the piper
No wonder if he’s feeling kind of nervous
Sometime soon he’ll have to change his diaper
Stormy Daniels, thank you for your service.
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