Stormy Daniels has the nation’s gratitude

As she’s faced down endless scorn and strife

She pulled it off with sass and style and attitude

For the longest 90 seconds of her life.


We know that she’s had to make a tradeoff

She’s endured a Tweetstorm of attack.

But even so, she managed to get paid off

For those 90 seconds in the sack.


She wasn’t just some welfare-check collector

She employed her talent and her knack.

She worked within the … ahem … private sector

But she won’t get those 90 seconds back.


So Trump it seems will have to pay the piper

No wonder if he’s feeling kind of nervous

Sometime soon he’ll have to change his diaper

Stormy Daniels, thank you for your service.